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Post by emmeth on Jul 14, 2011 2:24:55 GMT -5
Yanno when someone presents the perfect opportunity for you to COMPLETELY destroy them and tear apart their manhood (or lack thereof), but you just can't seem to bring yourself to do it?
FUCK. That's where I'm at now. And it'd be SO. PERFECT.
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Post by Brittany on Jul 14, 2011 2:32:28 GMT -5
I just got such a bad craving for toast. I want it with jelly. It's 1:30 in the morning. I WANT TOAST
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Post by Ka on Jul 14, 2011 2:44:29 GMT -5
I just got such a bad craving for toast. I want it with jelly. It's 1:30 in the morning. I WANT TOAST YEAH TOAST.
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Post by slamjammin on Jul 14, 2011 9:00:19 GMT -5
I think I should have made a "shit that happens in the NICU" tumblr.
Some of the stuff that goes on is golden (sometimes golden showered even!)
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Post by Ka on Jul 14, 2011 11:31:16 GMT -5
I think I should have made a "shit that happens in the NICU" tumblr. Some of the stuff that goes on is golden (sometimes golden showered even!) Ha. Do it! I didn't spend a lot of time there in school, so I don't know a lot about it. I'm not good with babies or intentionally making children cry.
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Post by slamjammin on Jul 14, 2011 12:08:51 GMT -5
After being in the NICU for 7+ weeks it is hard to remember all the earlier stuff in enough detail to convey the humor.
Over the weekend one of the dumb moms in our room started yelling "he peed in my mouth!" and I had to do my best not to laugh. To make it even better (for me), about a minute later it happened again...
Cover that up before the whole place gets soaked! I feel bad for that baby since he is already smarter than his mother.
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Post by emmeth on Jul 14, 2011 14:01:32 GMT -5
OH HOLY SHIT. I need to make Katie cookies just so I can go see Ricky at the UPS store again!
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Post by Ka on Jul 16, 2011 1:30:45 GMT -5
There should be a "This patient does not care about the narcotics tracking system, they just want drugs" patient history button so I don't have to type all their bullshit out.
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Post by Jon on Jul 16, 2011 2:08:55 GMT -5
OH HOLY SHIT. I need to make Katie cookies just so I can go see Ricky at the UPS store again! and what part of making Jon cookies would not let you see ricky again?
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Post by Ka on Jul 16, 2011 2:09:58 GMT -5
OH HOLY SHIT. I need to make Katie cookies just so I can go see Ricky at the UPS store again! and what part of making Jon cookies would not let you see ricky again? This goes for Ka as well.
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Post by Ka on Jul 16, 2011 3:49:48 GMT -5
I am so bored right now. No one is available to talk to me. THANKS, GUYS.
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Post by emmeth on Jul 16, 2011 9:07:49 GMT -5
I can only handle so much baking every quarter, folks. I put an overage in my baking last week when I made like 9 dozen cookies to send to Afghanistan. Katie is next. Jon, you can expect some around Labor Day. Ka, you might have to wait until New Years.
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Post by apathy on Jul 16, 2011 16:40:57 GMT -5
This satellite internet is slower than the dial up I had when I was in middle school.
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Post by charlebang on Jul 19, 2011 18:20:29 GMT -5
Speaking of internet, ours decided to stop working a little bit after midnight. Apparently the server was down. But now it works again, hooray!
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Post by john on Jul 19, 2011 22:38:26 GMT -5
^ All of Australia? Like the Overlogging episode of South Park? Did you unplug it and plug it back in?
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